Post by camoens on Nov 23, 2008 22:04:28 GMT -5
New dictionary!
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Coffee: a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
Abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly: impotent
Negligent: describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph: to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle: an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence: the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline.
Rectitude: the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster: a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent: the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbeetarianism: The belief that, when you die, your soul
goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Coffee: a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
Abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly: impotent
Negligent: describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph: to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle: an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence: the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline.
Rectitude: the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster: a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent: the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbeetarianism: The belief that, when you die, your soul
goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist