I'm not fat, I'm party sized!

[singerboy]

I'm Not Fat... I'm Party Sized

By Singerboy

I like to eat.
I don't think you're being fair
Didn't your mother ever tell you
"It's not polite to stare."

I like food
So rick and MEATY!
So why do you gawk at me when I order a burger
Instead of something tasteless and leafy?

Stop staring at me
Look at you, you're drooling.
Don't you know how much
Your looks are burning?

I look at the mirror
I can't stand what I see.
Who is this repulsive person
Looking back at me?

I hear the whispers
From my friends and peers
All of th rumors,
Hurt so much they burn my ears!

I'm big,
I've accepted that!
But call me PARTY-SIZED
Instead of "fat"

However as time goes on
I've noticed something different
My clothes are looser
And I'm beginning to feel jubilant.

Maybe someday I'll be normal
But that's a promise I can't make
So, until then...
GIVE ME SOME MORE CAKE!